- getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
- getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
someone ride me
where are you taking me
church
I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot
i wish that when people stare at me i’d get hot





